1. Why do 51 year old women get zits? Is it fair that I have to deal with hot flashes and zits too??
2. How come nobody knows how to change the toilet paper roll-except me?
3. Why do all children become mother deaf at age 2? This phenomenon continues until they are about.......about......about....well, my adult children listen to me, or at least they do a mighty fine job of pretending they are listening to me. (this phenomenon can occur frequently in husbands, especially when the words "honey can you take the garbage can out to the curb?" are spoken)
4. Why is it, when I tell people I have seven children, their eyes s.l.o.w.l.y. roll downwards to look at my stomach? Do they think there is another one in there?
That's all for today.
Anyone who has a reasonable answer for these questions is invited to comment.