Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Roller Coaster Ride

Dizzying heights,
Terrifying drops,
Crazy twists and turns,
Yep, that pretty much describes....

My hormonal life......How come we women, starting at about the age of 9-13 get to experience these crazy ups and downs? Don't we have enough to deal with as it is?

I woke up this morning with a list of symptoms:

Achy head
Achy body
Achy bosom
Achy joints
Twinges of achiness in my gut
Achy life

I then looked at the calendar and groaned.......

I have had a short reprieve from these PMS-ish symptoms for about a year considering the fact that I have been:

Exercising on a regular basis
Eating healthy foods
Cutting back on sugar
Drinking plenty of water

So what's up with this? I was beginning to think I was nearing the end of this roller coaster ride of hormones since I just turned f-f-f-fifty.....but noooooooo. Maybe I will just reconsider my granolish ways.....

Will women get extra compensation in the next life for enduring hormones?

Illustration of a man's hormonal life......

'Nuf said.


Allyson said...

You are too funny. So sorry to hear your on a hormone roller coaster...doesn't sound fun! Sending luv your way!!!

Suzie said...

i would very much appreciate compensation for hormonal spazzing, thank you very much.

you are too funny.

kristie said...

So sorry to hear about your aches and pains. Don't shoot me, but I haven't had to deal with that. I guess that is the plus of having fertility problems.

jen said...

Ha! Love the comparison with men's hormones. Too true!